Why Dan Howell GMH

this is 15 year old Dan.

this is 15 year old me

this is 19 year old Dan

this is 19 year old me (yes it’s from snapchat…)

AND THIS IS 23 YEAR OLD DAN.

conclusion: some time in the next four years I am going to stop looking like potato. Dan, you GMH <3

fannibleh:

uobyugit:

not my family bitch

why am i crying

fannibleh:

uobyugit:

not my family bitch

why am i crying

(via i-feel-hella)

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

dangerhamster:

Homer and Lisa’s relationship is one of my favourite things ever. He spent this entire episode trying to convince Lisa that she was beautiful, and he insisted to Marge that he wasn’t just saying it as a father, he genuinely believed that Lisa was the most beautiful girl in the world. Not to mention the fact that this episode ripped the shit out of the idea of child beauty pageants and how the self esteem of girl’s is diminished in general.

(via whereistheguyliner)

larissafae:

carryonmywaywardstirrup:

endmerit:

Remember that time Daleks and Cybermen had sass-off?

THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVE SCENE FROM DOCTOR WHO EVER I AM NOT EVEN JOKING I AM SO GLAD SOMEONE MADE A POST OF IT I THINK ABOUT THIS MORE OFTEN THAN IS NORMAL UGH IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY

No one sasses better than the Daleks and Cybermen. No one.

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(via ireallydontknowhowtoclassifythis)

allmytawdryquirks:

i laughed out loud and everyone in the library is staring

allmytawdryquirks:

i laughed out loud and everyone in the library is staring

(via i-feel-hella)

Anonymous said: i'm not a feminist because i believe in equality in all genders.

quicksilwer:

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OH MY GOD

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bettydays:

I have a story.

So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake. 

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When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”

And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”

He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.

All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”

(via phantasticphil)

jackfrostciicle:

choosechoice:

Children’s gender roles as imposed on adults. Very ,very, very well done.

thats the reasest shit

(via phantasticphil)

ericscissorhands:

"Some women are lost in the fire. Some women are built from it."

(via nanananabatflashhhh)

The best university drop out in the world.

Officially more of a fail than danisnotonfire.

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